O no! what am I going to do!

O no! what am I going to do!

O no! what am I going to do!

My pac mate’s not doing what it’s supposed to do!

Well, just kick it and throw it, and put it in the swimming pool,

Hit it, step on it, that would be so cool,

But the safest thing that I’m going to do is call for help!

O no! what am I going to do!

O no! what am I going to do!

O no! what am I going to do!

My pac mate’s not doing what it’s supposed to do!

Well, just give it to the cats. They’ll know what to do with it.

Give it to butter, my dog,she’ll chew on it.

But the safest thing that I’m going to do is call for help.

O no! what am I going to do!

O no! what am I going to do!

O no! what am I going to do!

My pac mate’s not doing what it’s supposed to do!

Well, just take it to the dump, put it in the slammer.

Hit it with that big stinkin hammer!

But the safest thing I’m going to do is call for help.